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highmiranda:

whores:

my baby

hmph

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spaghettihos:

spaghettihos:

spaghettihos:

spaghettihos:

my grandpa lost his glasses today

how eyeronic

i love eye humor

20/20 would recommend

i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me

update: he gave me $20 for finding them

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pizza:

notbadgatsby:

sometimes i wanna take tumblr user pizza and put him in an oven at 350 degrees and leave him in there for 20-30 minutes or until crust is golden brown and see if he still keeps his sass. 

I AM A GIRL FOR GODS SAKE

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troncatbitches:

This is me on Tumblr for sure

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